tay-day:

Yep, I’m not going to be nice. 

I was hurdling and they were standing there right next to my lane as though it’s totally fine. And commenting on my body

You do not just stand there and stare at someone then talk about them all while they can hear you. Then like two of them tried to encourage me. Seriously? They are so fake, it’s unbelievable. 

They just don’t get it. And they never will. Guess I’m gonna have to choke some bitches out. 

freetobe777:

“I’m just gonna check tumblr really quick then start my homework.”

toptumbles:

Trolling teacher

allieabyss:

Men’s Humor speaks the truth…. Again.

1 + 1 = 3 If you don’t put a condom on
→ i'm wide awake: "My dream job is teaching."

jesuisuneetoile:

I stunned someone today when I uttered those words. Amongst my circle of friends at school, we often talk about our future careers (as college students are wont to do), and most of my friends often lament that they are being forced into one occupation or another for various reasons. They often…

→ The Vagabond King: “What did you wish for,” she asked as I blew out the eleven candles...

thevagabondking:

“What did you wish for,” she asked as I blew out the eleven candles that were engulfed atop my birthday cake.

“I’m not supposed to say,” I reply to my Mother. My Father was at the table but wasn’t really there. He was in Graceland, listening to Elvis.

“It won’t hurt,” She replied. “It won’t hurt…



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